Once there were two little worms.
The first was lazy and improvident, and always stayed in bed late.
The other was always up early, going about his business. The early bird caught the early worm.
Then along came a fisherman with a flashlight, and caught the night crawler. Moral: You can’t win.
Death is certain. Whatsoever you do — get up early or not — death is certain.
Osho – Ancient Music in the Pines